Hello and welcome to BestBi

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[ID: a tag that reads “masc? Phew! We thought it was your real face! Woaaaahohohohohoho” END ID.]

question to all girls

where tf do you put your titters when you go to sleep

In the titter drawer, you neanderthal.

suzanne collins killing prim after everything katniss did to save her.......... THATS how you write a story about the brutality and futility of war ma'am thats what we call a compelling and fucked up narrative yessums thats storytelling babes!!!!

“That was one of the first questions I asked her when we sat down: 'Did you always know that [Prim] was going to die?' And she said, 'Oh yeah, of course, that's the whole point.'” (x)

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

[ID: a post by @/tockthewatchdog edited to read “I mean he did haunt some bitches. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but he very much did haunt that bitch” /end ID]

image description: a tweet from Ceinwen Langley from Oct. 2020. “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but writing is hard because you care about it and you want it to be good, not because you’re bad at it.”

do you see this shit my liege

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

haters will draw a hot bath for you only to begin slicing carrots into it