20 chapter 150,000 words of just this.
Dick who is fighting with Bruce loses his shit hits Bruce way to hard. Bruce falls down dead.
(He's not really dead just unconscious Dick doesn't check)
Damian and Tim witness this as Dick falls to his knees crying because he just killed his dad in a fit of anger and omg I'm a murderer whole thing. (They believe Dick saying he's dead and somehow miss him not checking)
Damian and Tim in this very moment deciding you are no longer my enemy but my partner in crime.
They kidnap Dick and just start running.
Leading to cartoon level shenanigans. All the while Dick is sobbing his poor little heart out while hog tied in the back seat.
They are running not just from the remaining bats but everyone else who might think to arrest Dick especially since he is willing to go to prison for this.
They are dodging the league of assassins who Damian believes is his mother hunting them down for killing for her beloved. (Its cause Bruce called saying three of his sons ran away for some reason, one of which is Damian)
Talia who is just trying to figure of why her kid ran away from both his parents and is getting smoke bombs flung at her.
Jason who catches up to them in Mexico can't even get a word out before Replacment and the demon brat knock him out and throw him off a relatively high cliff.
Stephanie sent by Barbra gets punted in the Pacific Ocean and has to be fished out by Superman.
Cut in flashes of Cass who is in the shadow realm with no idea the shenighans happening.
Dick having a full on mental breakdown in a rat infested hotel room letting out cartoonist level sobs while Damain pats his head listening to Tim is standing in front of a murder board discussing where they go next.
Dick: I'm the worst person in the world, I ruin everything I touch. This is why everyone should leave me to die.
Damain: Yes Richard very traumatic. What about Moscow?
World trotting, knocking out, bombs are exploding everywhere.
Tim is feeding Dick ice cream drying his tears while Damian fights a hellhound in the background.
Bruce is just sobbing in the Batcave because his son hit him and decided to run away with his brothers.
Everyone think Dick decided to hide the other two and is the mastermind.
Cut to Dick on an island wrapped in a weighted blanket talking to a blackmailed therapist.
Other side of the house Damian and Tim have grown out hair, Tim sporting a full on beard and are armed to the teeth willing to fight god, with the powers of Anime and their need to guard their brother.
Finally Bruce tracks them down Dick stops sobbing coming out of his emotional meltdown and Bruce realizes his youngest are the greatest threat imaginable and his eldest is a fucking moron.
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