Oh Honey

What is a bit sad is that it’s obvious for Elon Musk’s entire career that he’s desperately trying to align himself with whatever large group of people on the internet seem to like him at any given moment. The seamless transition from Reddit-user Epic Science liberal to vaguely-libertarian crypto booster to Own The Libs conservative has coincided perfectly with the shifting positive feelings that each of those groups has towards him. He’s just lonely. Of course if I were him my loneliness might lead me to try and help raise any of my 10 children rather than posting boomer memes

I love the people in the notes going 'uhm actually he was German' because it's made fairly clear by other points in the post that it's not referring to Marx (Marx didn't write about monopoly-capitalism forming into imperialism, and Marx wrote closer to 200 years ago than 100) to the point that, in as much of a Gotcha as it is, it implies they themselves've never read Marx, let alone Lenin.

What I like about this comic is that it doesn’t “trivialize” mental health problems in and of themselves. It’s clear that the koala IS genuinely traumatized by what’s happened. But it does emphasize that the mental health problems are a symptom of some real tangible problem that needs to be dealt with immediately.

that guy who said "you aren't patrick bateman you don't even wash your face" destroyed an entire demographic of men

I just want to say I reblogged this post several years ago and once someone dug it up to make a callout for me for being aphobic and people have gotten anons calling me aphobic ever since. Because of the asexual sephora post.

The woke mob want to act like I'm "problematic" for kidnapping adventurers and trapping them in my dungeon of horrors until they solve a series of riddles

god forbid women do anything

We really should kill this fool

Why is he threatened by rail? Nobody is going to force him to ride it.

The dude literally owns a car manufacturing company and the expansion of public transit would hurt the auto industry as a whole

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

I sent your golden retriever boyfriend to a dog shelter BTW he was really annoying while you were gone.Sorry

My favourite is when quebec treats french like a language that's critically endangered

You are nothing but the luigi to england's mario of european colonialism in Canada