Call me Shakesqueer

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you people aren't CASTING

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

with what weapon?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

depiction is not the same as glorification and I need people to get that 

depiction from the POV of a character who thinks it’s okay is still not glorification