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Robin: Ugh, how long was I asleep? Byrd: Like, a year. Robin: [snorts] I don’t sleep that much. Byrd: Well, it feels like it took forever to get here. Oscar: You just don’t know how to sit still. Wren: I can’t believe you bitched out and hired this bitch mobile-.. camping isn’t camping if you’re inside. Oscar: Look, I’m old and my back fucking hurts, alright? There’s plenty of room to pitch your tents back here n’ frolic in the grass if you want so quit your bitchin’. Wren: [tuts] Sell-out. Oscar: I’ll sell you lot next-.. lowest bidder, out the door. Ava: Dad, you can’t do that! Wren: Whatever, who’s coming to explore? Levi: Not me. Wren: Obviously-.. you’re gonna be so fun this week. Ava: Ooh, me, me!
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Ava: I don’t know why you like camping so much, none of our stuff is here, it’s boring. Wren: Do you really need any of it? Ava: What’s wrong with Levi? Wren: I don’t know-.. his lame girlfriend dumped him, I guess. Ava: If she’s lame, why’s he sad about it? Wren: Beats me. Ava: Where do you think that saying came from? Am I supposed to beat it out of you? Wren: Try it, squirt. Ava: That’s a stupid nickname, what about the word squirt means small anyway..?
















