the concept of knowing the consensus is that between you and your best friend, you're the bottom, to a wide community of people

matt johnson really is like what if the strangest girl you know's thinly veiled yaoi brainrot oc wished to be a real boy and then had to keep living

just started that nirvana the band thing. anyone else think the hat guy should destroy the hot one’s hole?

current matt johnson interview cycle pmo "uu the older boys at jesus camp were mean to me and it made my stomach feel funny in a way that every straight man has surely experienced" with your boytoy hanging off your arm I DONT SEE WHAT ANY OF THIS HAS TO DO WITH KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL

"hey, matt. you're not gonna believe this fan art i just saw, it's me and you and-- oh, you're with dom right now? oh, you're shooting? no, no, it's fine i can call back. oh, is that dom in the background i hear? haha, nice. alright. yeah. seeya." [jay puts the phone down, a single tear sliding down his cheek, on the screen a beautiful drawing of him and matt kissing passionately. he proceeds to close the tab and order a box of hair dye]