why me where marty

schrödinger's pussy: you have to check his box

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

ai chat ads are bad but at least its not flesh hat tubi ad…. (i whisper to comfort myself as a look through my tumblr feed)

this format is fucking horrifying

@madcrowscientist

the plastic dress crow man booktok erotica is going to be the thing that finally ends fast fashion everyone say thank you plastic dress crow man booktok erotica

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

"our prince turned out fine" the heir to your throne is literally obeying the crystal rn

30 years of discourse and yet the only actually good analyses of eva that ever came out of it are 1. it's about when you're 10 and your dad makes you do sports 2. if you are gay, space aliens will come and kill you with lasers

using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

easy website my ass

me when my horse named website nips my ass