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(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

if i had friends who called me i could give them fun ringtones. but calling me on the phone is basically announcing that something really really really bad must have happened or you would have just texted. we cant have it all

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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WHAT THE FUCK

It's the most beautiful thing mankind has ever created.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

i love the phrase 'i dont go here but...' like you're so in awe of my work you have decided to trespass into a fandom you dont belong to just to appreciate it. i love everyone who doesn't go here

what i wouldn't give to have noah masur play some kind of scream queen character.

nobody gets me, he needs to play a character that’s yelling and crying on the ground, you know that priest character that Zach libresco played in zero hours who was super pathetic and begging for his life? thank you mr. Libresco for blessing us with that, now can you go and convince your co star to do something similar, it would do wonders for my mental health and I know you see the vision because you did it yourself

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people