Together we're invincible

Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story

Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get a book*

Me: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of beedle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*

Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-

Child: you haven't even opened the book