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Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earthās resources.
Another week with Mr Boonchuy suffering š
Peter Parker most definitely runs an Incorrect Quotes Tumblr account dedicated solely to the Avengers - except every single quote is actually something one of the Avengers has actually said
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After Endgame Steve probably likes calling the mjolnir across galaxies and towards himself just to mess with Thor. He has to keep his arm up for three days straight sometimes but itās worth it.
Thor has stated multiple (27) times that he isnāt afraid to punch an old man.
Steve does it anyway.
Steve is a dick.
Thor: hey whereās mjolnir
Peter Q: flew out the window
Thor: flew-
Peter Q: yeah. Out the window. Left glass everywhere, Thor. Youāre ruining my ship Thor- where are yoU TAKING US STOP THAT
Thor, barrelling through space: BROOKLYN
Thor: STEVE ROGERS YOU HAMMER STEALING CRUSTY BITCH WHEREāS MJOL-
Steve, arm raised for the past 42 hours: oh it hasnāt arrived yet :)
Thor:
Steve: :)
Thor: had it not been for the laws of this land
Steve: *sticks his arm out*
Thor: *sticks his arm out at the same time*
Mjolnir, stranded in space:
Thor: the price of friendship far outweighs my need for it
Thor: who the FUCK ate my poptarts
Rabbit, strawberry frosting on his face: you know the rules. No hammer over it = fair game
Thor: BUT I HAD KEPT TH-
Thor:
Thor:
Thor:
Thor:
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Peter Quill, 6 hours later: heās just been staring out of the window for the past six hours with silent tears streaming down his face.
Thor:
Peter Quill: Heās broken.
Thor:
Peter Quill: I think itās time to throw him away :)
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Peter: :Gets ahold of the infinity gauntlet:
Tony: Use it! Use it to kill Thanos!
Peter: But I donāt know how to snap my fingers!
Tony: You donāt⦠Doesnāt matter, just close your fist or something! Any sort of recognisable gesture would do!
Strange: Wait donātā¦
Peter: :dabs:

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When Steve threw the hammer for Peter to hold on to with his webs and use it as a ride it didnāt fall to the ground like it did in āAge Of Ultronā when Quicksilver tried to do the same, meaning that Peter is canonically worthy to wield Mjolnir, in this essay I will-
-prove as to why this scene establishes that Peter Parker is worthy and why he should be able to wield the hammer.
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Firstly, there are a lot of people saying that Peter did not hold onto MjĆølnir himself, but through his webs. Thus, the scene in āAvengers: Endgameā cannot be used as a proof that Peter can lift the hammer, because just as an elevator would go up with the hammer in it, the webfluid is just a mean to use the hammer. So even though the person may not be worthy, they could use the hammer this way because they would not touch actually touch it.
However, this argument is invalid, because, for example, an elevator is not directly controlled by a person, but mechanically; while Peterās webs are directly used by him. If anyone could wield the hammer just by not touching it directly, then Tony Stark and James Rhodes would have been able to lift MjĆølnir with their armour in āAge of Ultronā, as well as Stan Lee in his cameo in āThorā where he tried to move the hammer using a car and a tow row.
There is also the argument made that MjĆølnir ā[l]et[ā]s itself [be] touch[ed] for [the] greater goodā (Tumblr user @peanut-butter-sandwiches), meaning that Spider-Man did not have to be able to wield MjĆølnir to use it as a lift in āAvengers: Endgameā, because Steve Rogers threw it for the āgreater goodā.
Yet this claim is never explicitly established in any of the movies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It is only said by Odin that āWhosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thorā (Odin in āThorā), not including unworthy people to be able to lift MjĆølnir when they want to do it for the greater good. Meaning that only people who are actually worthy can wield the hammer and not just any person who has good intentions in their usage of MjĆølnir.
It is also stated that āIn [A]ge of [U]ltron[ā¦] the hammer kept goingā (Tumblr user @bi4themcu) when Pietro Maximoff touched the hammer.
But watching that scene you can clearly see that, from the moment Pietro touches MjĆølnir, the hammer is falling to the ground, dragging Pietro with it. The reason why it is not falling to the ground in an 90-degrees-angle from that point where Pietro gets in contact with MjĆølnir lies in Newtonās first law of motion: āEvery object in a state of uniform motion will remain in that state of motion unless an external force acts on it.ā. Thus, Pietro is acting as the external force, interrupting the state of uniform motion of the hammer. Because the hammer possesses, as any object, certain inertia, it does not fall down immediately but in a form of parabola. This parabola form is also shown in the fight between Thor and the Hulk in āThe Avengersā where Hulk, when Thor throws the hammer to the Hulk, catches it and is thrown to the ground. In contrast, when Spiderman holds onto the hammer through his webs, the hammer continues its way without dropping.
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For years the fan-theory that Peter Parker is worthy exists. This theory heavily discussed and already severally used in fan fiction works, leading to the Archive-of-our-own-tag āPeter is Worthyā currently having 51 works. As to why Peter should be able to wield MjĆølnir lies in his canonically established personality and in his actions. I will remain with Tom Hollandās portrayal of Peter Parker in the MCU and not include the marvel comics, the Spider-Man Movies of Tobey Maquire, the āAmazing Spider-Manā diology with Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, the movie āSpider-Man: Into the Spider-Verseā or any other version of the character into my argumentation, because for instance especially in Andrew Garfliedās performance as Peter Parker it could be argued that his Spider-Man is not worthy of wielding MjĆølnir. Ā
First of all, Peter Parker is canonically born in 2001, meaning that when he came back from the snap, he was not even 18 years old, legally a minor. This means that he is more likely to make wrong choices not because of negative character traits, but because of a lack of experience, knowledge and thinking things through. For instance, in āSpider-Man: Homecomingā he endangers a lot of people when he tried to stop an illegal weapons transfer on the ship. But that the civilians are endangered by his interference is not because he does not care about their safety, but because he underestimated the situation.
Secondly, his age does not only mean that his mistakes can be more easily redeemable, but also that his accomplishments are even more remarkable. For example, he is canonically only 15 years old during the events of āSpider-Man: Homecomingā, but sees it as his responsibility to stop the Vulture, even though several adults assure him that the situation is taken care of.
Furthermore, Peter Parker is a very selfless person. This is shown generally in the fact that he hides his identity as Spider-Man so the people close to him will not be put in danger. Additionally, when he finds out that Lizās dad is the Vulture, he rings with himself if he should go after him. Peter is afraid of what could happen and he dreamed of the Homecoming-date with Liz, but he then decides to leave the dance behind and follow the Vulture even though he does not have the suit made by Tony Stark anymore, only his self-made one. Through this action he dismissed his personal wished and also puts himself in danger so that the Vulture would be stopped.
A key point as to why I think that Peter is worthy is when he rejects being an Avenger at the end of āSpider-Man: Homecomingā. An Avenger was something he aspired to be, he excitedly asked Tony Stark at the beginning of the movie if he was an Avenger and when Ned asked him if he was, he replied with āYeah, basicallyā. Being an Avenger is something seen as cool, something other people, such as Peter and his classmates, look up to. But Peter decides against it, because he realizes that there also need to be people looking after smaller problems, for instance a bank robbery, and that the Avengers mostly concern themselves with world-threatening events. Peter sees it as his responsibility to look after āthe little guyā and stays true to this, even rejecting a personal dream of his for the sake of it.
Moreover, his good personality is also demonstrated when he saves the Vulture at the end of āSpider-Man: Homecomingā. Peter risks his life again instead of letting the fight end through the Vultureās death, even though the Vulture is his enemy and did not shy away from trying to kill Peter several times. This shows how Peter does not wish to exert revenge onto the Vulture for everything he did to Peter and others, but that he understands that the Vulture is misled and that even a villain does not deserve such death.
Last but not least, being able to wild MjĆølnir does not mean being perfect or not making any mistakes; as Thor did several while still being able to wield the hammer; but to have pure intentions and generally a good character. Peter is a perfect example for it, because his actions as Spider-Man are driven by his intention of saving other people, risking his life along the way. Through his actions he miscalculates and makes several mistakes, but he learns from them and does not give up even when the situation seems to be hopeless. For instance, when he was trapped under the rubble in āSpider-Man: Homecomingā, he doubts himself at the beginning, but then finds his own strength and rescues himself. After that, he does not give up stopping the Volture.
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In conclusion, Peter Parker should not only be able to lift MjĆølnir because of the scene in āAvengers: Endgameā, but also because of his characterization throughout the movies. The writers and directors of āAvengers: Endgameā may have not made Peter Parker intentionally worthy, but there also is no proof that Peter is unworthy of the hammer.Ā
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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? Itās on the house
Peter: thank you, but I canāt
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: Iām pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: itās an uh, spider
Iām seeing stuff in the notes about āMiles would do thisā and I just want to say: youāre absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time itās Gwenās.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
What I get from this is that Gwen was the last known person to have the brain cell and has lost it.
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I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like āI need your helpā and heās like āWhatās wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?ā and theyāre like āIām congested and it hurts when I swallow.ā
You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?
Well, NOW I do.
Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt Mayās in full uniform, shield at the ready. āYou said something about Nazis? Letās go.ā
And Peterās standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and heās like, āThe AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.ā
Alternately, Iām now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go āHave you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?ā
There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.
Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?
Bucky: I think I killed him
Peter: alrighty then
this entire thing is glorious
peterās history test i canāt this is an excellent thread
when you think about it, its completely plausible to have tony stark live out his retirement and die peacefully. why? cause weāve seen that from im1 to infinity war, the only weapons that could ever come close to killing him are the ones he made himself. and if heās the one to wield the gauntlet and kill thanos in a4, then all the other villains will probably go āalright this sad motherfucker is virtually unkillable, lets just go to bora bora or sth and wait out until he finally dies to continue villainingā,, and wouldnt it also be poetic to have the only human superhero die from a normal human thing - old age?
But what if he dies of wearing the gauntlet because the infinity stones turn out to be too much strain on his mortal body WHAT THEN
uhm thats false because the gauntlet isnt stark tech and the only thing that can kill him is stark tech next question
turns out the gauntlet was. fucking stark tech tony youre a fucking idiot
I shouldnāt laugh this hard I really really shouldnāt but god. This post didnāt age well.