Beloved Bastard

Art by @eko.oek instagram: "Villains"

Stephen: *quietly casting a spell of romantic divination to confirm his suspicions *

Stephen: *gasp* I THINK HE IS INTO ME

ISTJ:

-GaY™

- OCD freak

- Lost faith in humanity long time ago

- Humour as dry as the Sahara desert fart on a sunny afternoon

- high-key gay ever present V-neck

-Has a badly concealed superiority complex

-Will literally burn you alive if ur lazy or disorganised

- probably gets aroused by paperwork

- „ we, lawyers…” (to a bunch of 1st year students)

- Loves grammar

ENTP:

UPTADE: HE WAS ASKED TO BECOME A PROFESSOR AT SORBONE AND STARTS HIS LECTURES THIS YEAR😳😱😱👏

- secretly a communist

- has a crush on Lenin

-SWEARS. A lot.

- posesses an infinite amount of strange historical trivia

-probably half of which is absolute bullshit

-starts randomly singing National anthems of European countries during classes

- polygot

-part- time opera singer, full time historical geek

- is there any instrument he DOESN’T play?

- likes showing pictures of his cat

- has a secret bottle of his „energy” liquid. When confronted said it is water. We are pretty sure it’s vodka

INTP:

- fantasy geek (duh)

- tries hard to be taken seriously, rarely ever is

- ashamed of his inner nerd

- wishes he could live in ancient Rome

- creates his own memes (mostly about Rome)

- is actually kinda cute

- dies a little inside with every idiotic remark from his students

- wakes up before sunrise (And actually enjoys it)

- covers shyness with professionalism

- in top 1% during his student days

- probably second incarnation of caesar Octavian August

ESTJ

- long lost twin of professor McGonnagal and Leia Organa

- has a definitely shady political past

- she is poise , she is grace, she will punch you in the face with the civil law textbook in 7 tomes leather bound in the skin of her enemies

-„I worked for over 3 decades in the education system, and finally decided it’s time for something lighter, like the criminal justice „

- is something of a legend in the law community

- Insists on students buying her textbook, which are actually kinda shitty and outdated

- gives motivational speeches

- takes her tea extra strong with a sense of righteousness and two spoons of justice

INFJ

-has a God complex

- FASHION ICON 24/7, wears matching socks and handkerchief , probably sleeps in a three- piece suit

- snide political remarks

- snide ad personam remarks

- loves german philosophers , has a crush on Nietzche

- smokes actual pipe made from the wood of a rate species of mahogany tree, sacred by nuns living in an isolated sanctuary in the Croatian mountains, with high quality tobacco harvested at a full moon by the hands of Indonesian slave children

-has a flair for the upscale and dramatic

- is above trivial matters such as punctuality and schedules

-considers himself „intelectually superior form of life”, probably is

-likes talking about himself. a LOT

- shares anecdotes about his dog that he considers entertaining ;they are not

- calls his students”peasants”

ISFP:

- So emo™

- wears varying shades of black. Simultaneously.

- has a picture of her long dead/ estranged /quite well and alive daughter/ sister/ random stranger on her desk at all times( the identity of which remains An ongoing debate)

- is actually kinda crazy

- Finds graphs and charts fascinating

- pretty sure she is already dead and just haunting our classes but no one has ever gathered courage to actually confront her about it

- her voice is more monotone and lifeless than a blank page on a grey wall of an empty building in the middle of nowhere on a rainy Monday morning

- is the endless source of meme inspiration

- hates men and humanity in general(but mostly men)

- her emo levels increase around Valentine’s Day and literally any other happy moments

- walking disaster

ISTP:

- doesn’t give a fuck about his students

- is genuinely surprised when people attend his classes

-„ I don’t care if you ever show up at the lectures or learn anything, or find a job, or actually do anything with your life, I am only here to pay off by debt from student loans and increase yours”

- loves public transport, knows the the model and designation number of every bus and tram in 30 mile radius

- is sexually attracted to trains

- „like, do I have to teach you all this? Can’t you just read the books? Well, I guess you can’t. Read, that is.Thats fine, neither do I”

- oftentimes found sitting in random places, like windowsills, tables, trash bins,trains

- will never admit, but secretly loves when people show interest in the subject

- high quality self- depreciating humour

- pretty laidback & likeable person

- tired af

We all know Loki’s powers have been severely under-utilised in his movie appearances, so for him to turn up in the TV show suddenly using a whole new arsenal of magic powers we’ve never actually seen him use before would be kinda confusing to most viewers. Most people watching these shows and films aren’t reading the comics too, so why is the stabby guy suddenly this all-powerful sorcerer when he never used to be?

Having Loki encounter other Loki’s, seeing what they can do, discovering he can do that too and that he’s more powerful than he realises - that’s a good way of addressing it, I think.