fi'n geltydd (i'm a celticist)

naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan

naan cyn cwrw does dim twrw. cwrw cyn naan ghengis khan

OK so nobody is running in the Clacton By-Election because: 1. If Farage Loses, he avoids the investigation into his £5 million donation. 2. If Farage Wins, he will be investigated, found guilty, and forced to stand down, after which another by-election will happen where all the parties will run. Basically, they want Farage to not avoid being investigated. But one person is running, seemingly to Mock Farage: Count Binface. All of this leads to the possibility of an objectively hilarious scenario: Count Binface Wins the election.

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans

i saw a really disturbing account of a trans girl whos in high school who calls herself a "neverpassing ogrehon," and has her body measurements?? or smth in her pinned post to "prove" that she'll never pass. and theres a picture of her on her account and she just looks like a normal teenage girl. and its disturbing and even if she didnt "pass" it would still be disturbing. it just reminds me of my insecurity and body image issues with being a trans teen and even the insecurities and body image issues of cis teenage girls when i was a kid. its just sad. anyway, being a teenager is hard. being a trans teenager is even harder. trans teens, give yourself time to grow. give yourself time to feel comfortable in your body. i dont know a single person who was comfortable with their body as a teenager. youre not alone. your teen years are not the time to get all doomerist

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

i think they should do it like a greek phalanx. just a fucking square of human

agnostic economist: it is impossible to know where shareholder value comes from

Edit: I looked it up and he’s fucking grand-standing to trigger a by-election that he intends to stand in. This is not the joyous news it seems to be ☹️

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out