i've got a dirty mouth

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

all medical debt should be forgiven but also it just should not exist in the first place and it’s crazy to have so many people smugly fold their arms and say “actions have consequences, that’s life” like.. you mean someone’s health? that they can’t control and everyone should have a right to care for and seek out help for? that’s not frivolous. it’s not a fucking moral failing to get sick or have issues.. that’s literally out of everyone’s power. it shouldn’t permanently ruin someone’s life to have a medical emergency or just.. exist.

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

Oh my god it’s back

Reading this tweet without even attempting to interpret it. Just basking in it

i mean…i don’t need someone to validate me romantically but i sure am bored

bored asf like goddamn.

I needed that second pic

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

look at him!

We want to luck 💪💪 you up

do they expect me to stop him somehow?