Louis

I can’t wait until I’m 45 and singing Midnight Memories drunk at a karaoke bar by myself because I never learned to love anything more than I love one direction

New Girl is one of my favourite shows of all time and nick and jess are genuinely one of my fave tv couples but EVERY man on that show is a red flag and the fact that people come out of it hating jess but not the others is so baffling to me

“or adding something brilliant in the reblogs” my guy there is only 1 brilliant reblog in the history of this website and it’s “he only got two eyes”

literally one of the most normal things you can do is be born in the 90s

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

yeah i cant do dating apps

can someone just fall in love with me so i don’t have to do that shit

every time a gay ship becomes popular the discourse pretty much boils down to ''shipping men is so misogynistic but what else do we expect from stupid fucking women''

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

In your 30s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

in your 40s, you'll still feel like you're losing the race. it's important to understand that there is no race.

i hope february is kind to you. i hope it's a balm to the horrors that was january. i hope it embraces you in a warmth that feels like a warm blanket on a cold dark day. i hope it brings you love and bliss.

i’m just gonna come out and say it, aperture is awful