i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

one tumblr girl is worth a thousand bitches

This man is literally sitting and watching me on the leg press waiting for his turn. My man, like 95% of the other equipment is open. Extremely creepy and uncomfortable.

He got annoyed, grabbed his shit angrily, and ended up settling for the hack squat machine. Literally threw his stuff down. 10 seconds later, I finished, wiped down the machine, and offered it to a woman who was walking by.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

bouncing on it stupid and dorky style

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!