love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

sometimes a big t-shirt is lingerie

you could spell it like horce

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

haha nooooo don’t recreate puritanism under the guise of progressivism because you don’t have critical thinking skills like for realllll stopppp haha

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

@grimygrimygrimy coded

scrolling tumblr and I'm thinking "oh cool @grimygrimygrimy's in a bog or some shit"

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)