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is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting

i undertstand why subtitles like to denote when music starts playing and what mood its trying to convey because its useful information if you cant hear the music. but i do find it mildly amusing when the subs say [EMOTIONALLY MOVING MUSIC PLAYS] like okay buddy ill be the judge of that. dont tell me know to feel about your score. i'll be as moved as i want to be.

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

New Sherlock Holmes adaptation idea: Watsondoes a voiceover narration of the story and it frequently contradicts what’s happening onscreen. Sometimes it’s literally just blatant lies. Watson also frequently looks into the camera like he’s on the office. It’s set in the original Victorian era so this should not be possible. He’s the only character who does this.

The thing about two of us is that movie paul doesn't even realise that he's living in the good version of events

“It was always you” is just so good. It was always you. The second we met, it was you. It was you even when I didn’t want it to be you. It was you even when it was someone else. It was you. It was you. It was you. I belong to you, even if you don’t know it yet. I will never belong to someone else, I only belong to you. Don’t you get that? It was always you.