Everything is so not coming up Milhouse

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis