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Anxieties! Attack!

WAIT NO

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

Apparently most people didn’t know this but this is relevant because Fran Drescher, who played Fran Fine on the Nanny, is currently the president of the SAG-AFTRA union, which is going on strike.

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

history brought to you by the depths of hell

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza

Colin Provolone not understanding his party talking telepathically 🤝 Gorgug Thistlespring not understanding his party speaking elvish

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

i like to think that i got fired from my last liquor store job because they caught me on the security camera swinging the 1.75l bottle of willett pot still reserve bourbon like a baseball bat on a slow day

i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level