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having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life
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Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.
Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!
having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes
forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again
Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?
Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)
No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).
I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)
BB what the fuck are you talking about
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become a premium member (my friend) today to unlock extra content (every thought i’ve ever had)
So it turns out that fated rivals are a thing, but due to a bureaucratic error it was never specified that nemesis pairs have to be the same species; consequently, for most living humans, their fated rival is some kind of bug.
hey mom wjat
why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p
Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?
Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!
She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.
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”Why are you wearing an apron? Are you baking?” No I need the apron to activate Productive Housework Mode. Other accessories include Paisley Bandanna (+2 stamina) Chanclas (+4 defense) and Yellow Rubber Gloves (+2 initiative, +5 defense)
When I assemble the full set I go through a Super Sayan transformation and get to roll advantage on a primary action of my choosing
like this
who keeps giving her these things
she ends up condemned too D:
damn bitch get it together
She’s a Darklord now too
This what my phone translates the last card to
hey guys guess what
her old friends joined her
Good for them fuck shit up ladies
I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names.
Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides.
This is what peak polyamory looks like.
Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?
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its so awesome that you can straight up write fanfiction in your head to help yourself fall asleep and it doesnt even have to be good or something anyone would ever want to read. even yourself
Stance
it will pass but like can i at least get an eta
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pickles endless hunger and greed
Let's get a zoom on the bottomless pit.
You can do it Pickles.
Every piece of cake is a personal piece of cake if you just try hard and believe in yourself.
Let me seduce u with my knowledge on useless things
