Hello and welcome

“He towers over me”

*reads fanfiction for 3 hours*

*daydreams about my favorite characters and actors*

Perfect paradise,

Tearing at the seams

I wish I could escape,

I don't wanna fake it

Wish I could erase it,

Make your heart believe

But I'm a bad liar, bad liar

I actually had a list of funnier things to draw but last week I found out the episodes of “Sensualità a Corte” are all on dailymotion and I just felt the need to create this atrocity.

Tragically, non-italians can not know what “Sensualità a Corte” is.

My mom and I watched season 1 and 2 and the movie of G1 and I wrote some lines:

• Leaking lubricants

• Stick it in neutral Megatron

• Power flows to the one that knows how (how to what? HOW TO WHAT?! FINISH YOUR SENTENCES MEGATRON!)

• Man that's hot

• You couldn't lead antroids to a picnic

• Super car stereo

• Piece of oil cake

• No one's disabled as long as you have courage

• He shall live forever, so long as freedom exists

• Ready to shake, ready to quake

• If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot because here comes Rumble

• That's what I call bringing the house down

• This is how you tell the Autobots from the robot chickens

• Operation guinneapig

• That does not satisfy my logic securits

• Into the ocean must be daring, last one in is a rotten herring

• When next we meet we are enemies

• Too hero programmed to know when to quit

• I don't know you but I feel a kinship

• Megaturkey

• Rust in peace

• I'm gonna cream that creep

• Beryllium bologna

• Scientific gobbly goop

• You wrong, and you ugly too

• Not so fast papa

• She was playing robotopossum

• Floptimus Prime

• Tinfoil turkey

• We'll spring any traps that need to be sprung

• Dribbling dirt bucket

• Mechanical throwbacks

• Turkeytron

• Drunk Transformers

• Ah, those were the good ole days back on Cybertron, didn't have to sneak around in these ugly earth disguises

• Go Cybertron! Land of the metal moon

• Scrap metal meatball

• You metal headed dumb dumb

• That's the way to cool it Ironhide. Now it's time to lend myself a hand and an arm as well

• Just rocking and rolling with savage Ravage

• I still get a power surge when I think of home

• It's like shooting dinometal ducks in a beryllium barrel

• Hang on to your dreams, the future is built on dreams

• Those wheels are rude

• Crank it up and we'll shake this town down

• Make with the long green

• I have no desire to be carved into Autosushi

• What's a test without a guinneapigitron

• Oh my, ba ba ba bum doom, it's paradise

• Don't just stand there with cogpits open you fools

• Engery juice

• The Bay Area of Western US Coast

• You make me burn

• You are seriously out of your league brother

• Some guys got the juice and some ain't

• All talk, no shock

• As the Kitchen Sinks (TV show)

• Drat, dash, double drat

• Amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies

•  Neither impossible or impossible

• Choo-choo brain

• Astroforce come out and show your cargo

• Astrotrain couldn't lead rats to a garbagecan

• The triple changers are my lunch, not his

• What's that? Something the Easter Bunny brought you?

• What is this on my chest hole?

• Prime's gonna have the blues when he hears this news

• Bruticus devastate Devastor

• Sun's of dust devils

• First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside

• We're all gonna look like burnt out toaster ovens

• Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong