in the darkest night‼️

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

As part of her social media detox this girl on YouTube made herself do one hour of understimulating tasks every day and she just counted rice for 60 minutes straight because its no different from doomscrolling in terms of wasted time

When I say this changed my life. Every time I'm on my phone I ask myself Is this different from counting rice for one hour ? and if the answer is no I go find something else to do. It works well because it's not about conforming to productivity standards or about moralizing digital hobbies it's just an honest reflection on whether tomorrow I will be glad I spent my time this way and then acting accordingly. The rice paradigm

I think i’m taking the wrong takeaway from this because my stupid brain was just like “POTENTIAL NEW ACTIVITY: COUNTING RICE” and I began to ponder all the thinking I could do if I started counting rice and so if anyone sees me with a bag of rice they must wrought it from my hands immediately before i willingly subject myself to ancient greek punishment rituals again

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

"Will I tell you my username on Tumblr? No."

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

just submitted my dissertation and immediately opened google docs. Bruce wayne just you wait baby im coming home

And this crap is why I my first response to "lets forcefem everybody" posts is always stfu. Love the vibe but some people will find it actively triggering. Its not innocent fun. Masculitity is my prison but its other people's home and I refuse to knock it or call its patriots fools. You wanna be a man you deserve to be one in peace you glorious bastard

"Masculinity is my prison but it's other people's home" goes so hard.

no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.

And then one thing happens and they move back to the front shelf of my brain

sometimes I reach in just to take a little something, maybe to show someone, and then the whole shelf collapses on my head