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I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

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every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

Chop chop everyone I am waiting for my ser duncan the tall x reader fics

i wonder what they're gossiping about

The Pitt makes me feel the most bisexual I have ever felt

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Being bisexual is freaking awesome. I mean i have twice the amount of characters to obsses over and read "x reader" with on tumblr