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do you want to hunt me for sport later

fired as a porn producer AGAIN for suggesting a passion of the christ porn parody AGAIN

blew a .15 blood happiness on the breathalyzer at a sweetness checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my trunk for smiles. needless to say i went for his awesome

big shoutout to baked potatoes

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i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

i like to pour a little dr pepper in my pockets and let it dry for my ladies who love a sweet smell

I once had a friend who I picked up to go hang out and she smelled EXACTLY like a Pepsi can with a little bit of soda left but when it’s been left to sit out for like days so the soda kinda dries up and gets that really strong odor of the syrup concentrating and idk the smell to me is disgusting bc it smells like old ass stale soda like the damp part at the bottom of a park trash can after it’s collected various liquids but also sat in the hot sun??? Anyway idk what the exact scent was that she was wearing but we determined I was smelling something she got from lush

it wasnt something from lush that was her pussy