partially stars

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

I've started saying this to myself when I'm overthinking. Like girl.... get simplifying what is wrong with you

Love that for you diva

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

sorry for seeing the divine in the monstrous. not my fault.

sorry for making the divine monstrous. that one is my fault i take full credit for it.

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

My "Not actively suicidal" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

pharmacies when you go there to pick up your meds are like ummmm sorry we ummmmm we don't have it lol please don't be mad...we don't even know who you are.......and then as soon as you don't have time to go the pharmacy today they're texting you like HELLO WE HAVE YOUR MEDICATION. HELLO. HI CAN YOU HEAR US. COME GET YOUR MEDICATION OR WE SET OFF THE BOMBS