mosseater

your assigned ilya of the day has been thinking about ruining this leather couch for weeks 😈

i need to offer a formal apology to everyone who suggested it was a thing they might have done during tatinof era as i scoffed to myself because i thought they could handle one night sleeping separately. i now see the error of my thinking and have grown because of it. i'm truly sorry to dan and phil for assuming they wouldn't bother physically moving hotel furniture

my fucking apologies for shitting on the phanspiracies i guess

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