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whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

major respect to whoever makes swing sets that are big enough for adults to use. those people have it right. swing sets are not for children they’re for adults having mental breakdowns

me this morning

i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we're just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone

i love tumblr if i had made this post on twitter someone would have tried to murder me in the streets

they call me cultured

on account of all the bacteria

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

Goodnight nipples, clothed or bare. Goodnight cleavage everywhere.

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

Omg the true full version