a gnome armed with an ax

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

i hate to add on to someone elses post but without giving away too much of my friends business the situation has gotten way more urgent in several ways and to my knowledge they still havent gotten much dental work done

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

@shittysawtraps

jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever