a gnome armed with an ax

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

And they’re all Vlad

Do you remember when the venom movie came out and people said that it was getting hate because of homophobia and not because it was completely ass?

by how people talked about it you'd say there was a 30 minute explicit interspecific gay sex scene

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

THIS IS SO COOL

woah

This is from ‘Beasts of Burden’, a really cool comic about a bunch of dogs (and one cat) protecting their town from the supernatural things that threaten it. It’s spooky and sad and really just fantastic. At one point they teamed up with Hellboy. Everyone should read it (if you don’t mind some pretty dark things happening. it is not a cheerful comic but it is a good one).