Interview Vampire Daily
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izzy's playlists!
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Fai_Ryy
Discoholic 🪩
@theartofmadeline
Cosimo Galluzzi
Andulka
The Bowery Presents
occasionally subtle
Color Me Curious
titsay
$LAYYYTER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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EXPECTATIONS
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@m-a-cc-a-s
people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?
americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually
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Me as the sole survivor of the apocalypse, commenting "last" on every YouTube video.
Showers
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
IT HAPPENED AGAIN IM CRYING ANALSKSKAK
He really did the lord’s work
Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they where matted black cowboy hats
Me after having 2 good hours in a row
zendaya said fuck racist lives
oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime
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millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play
i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question
me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!
customer: okay! :)
customer:
when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye
me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do
google: elevate and apply pressure
me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else
Thor age 8
“me and my dog are the stupidest b*tches around”
I love this duo
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thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman
this is such a solid joke omg
