tevinter breakfast

when people are like “this villain is a bad person” and i have to be like “that’s the entire point of a villain”

Just performed blood magic. Feeling ok

Murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don’t waste my fucking time.

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

dao: ends with a royal speech in the warden’s honor, all warden’s friends come to say goodbye, the ruler of ferelden grants the warden a boon dai: ends with a party in the inquisitor’s honor, all the inquisitor’s companions come to congratulate them, the inquisitor and their love interest share a romantic scene on a private balcony da2: after five minutes of increasingly awkward silence surrounded by corpses, hawke skips town