lyra

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

okay but why is he even called mr beast

He's the Antichrist

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

everyone talking about leaving this app for good is stronger than me. wheres that one post thats like "I'd be here even if you could only make posts with 3 letters at a time"

sowwy, we didn't mean for mickey's dick smasher to smash your dick. maybe try mickey's dick smasher for a few days so you can get used to smashing your dick. in fact it's kind of annoying you're complaining about the dick smashing