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For any young people sick of all the woke bull crud being pushed by the Mainstream Media, I am starting a new account called Patriot Rizz!

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you know that post like “all carp look like they would have a french accent if they spoke words” all snapping turtles look like they would have the voice of a 64 year old chain smoker in a white fedora drunk off his mind at a vegas casino

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COUGH COGUGH BLEHHHAH HAAAHHH YA THINK YA CAAN MAKE A BET BETTA THAN ME KID ?IVE BEEN DOIN THIS SONG AND DANCE FAH 25 YEEAAHS! TOPPA DA CHAAARTS I KNOW DIS PLACE INNSAIDE N OUHT. IF YA THINK YA GOT DA BALLS TO GO UP GAINST THE KING’A DIS CASTLE WHY YOUSE IS MORE STUPID THAN MY GRANSON TRYIN TO GET AN ENGLISH DEGREE HAA HAA HAAAUUUR BBELLEEH AHHCCK COUGH

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Wait, it got better.

libertineangel

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

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It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

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fairycosmos

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

geometricalien

if you were ensured that no physical harm were to come to you and you would not be able to bring back evidence, would you rather encounter a

ghost

alien

vampire

werewolf

zombie

mermaid

fairy

cryptid (put in tags which one)

or other mythical creature (also put in tags)

Voting ended onSep 4, 2023

#mothman

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25 years of ads peeled away

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A warning

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tomorrow

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comic

D. B. Grouper

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dogy

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Happy dogy (he is a Wet Beast) Wednesday

House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

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all VERY good suggestions!

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psychotic-gerard

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

officialbionicle

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

officialbionicle

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

#house md

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cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats

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