we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day

We are the daughters of ppl who had kids

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

paws you with my mindpaw

enter my pervert mist

cooking myself like a carrot in a stew. in another life id be a stew ingredient but in this one im just roleplaying one

i think i have circulation issues

reblog to bap prev with your paw

tshirt that says i love the endless self torture actually

[woman who doesn't know how to flirt] i have some advice for your minecraft build