haha hi

i get so gay off that thai iced tea

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

Nothing worse when looking at food than seeing "We made the food worse cause we're racist" on the container

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool