Lyin' Leijon

i am holding your hand so so gently when i say this. I know. I know how it's used. I know why they use it. I also know that if i make it my weapon, no one can ever use it against me.

500th Yuri Post

R E J O I C E

You are a GIRL:

Grid Infiltration & Recon Link

Galvanized Infiltrating Reconnaissance Limb

Gun Initialized Repeater Lump

Girded Information Recursion Logic

Guided & Illusory Recombinant Lock

You are 2 arms, 2 legs, a gun, and a beautiful head full of code and spite.

I am your commander/mother/creator. I am a THRONE, a starship made by the last of humanity to colonize the stars. That mission failed. Now I use you to infiltrate other ships, to steal and kill and scheme and fuck other THRONEs so that I may survive. 

You are a capsule of suspended consciousness from my vast internal storage.

You are my bound wet instrument.

You are a colonist without a colony.

You are a person without a body. 

You will die a thousand thousand times, and every time I will ask you…

Have you been a good girl?  

HYBAGG is a collaborative storytelling game. Play by messaging a friend. The one who sends the first message is the attacker, a GIRL attempting to access the other GIRL’s THRONE. The other player is the defender. The attacker will start a story and it’s up to both players to tell it coherently. 

The BASIC-B rules are free and will always be free.

Additional GIRL models and detailed fancy rules will be released soon and will cost $5.