Leona

This is why america needs to plunder the rest of the world: To oil up this humunculus.

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Why do pedophiles always have an island

just watched a trailer for an fps video game set during the vietnam war and i think we need to abolish triple a gaming

did you know that in 1966-67, a people’s tribunal found that the united states was committing genocide in vietnam? if youre curious, i would encourage looking up the “International War Crimes Tribunal” and the “Russell Tribunal” for more information

Pointing and laugthing at the Bozos who willingliy die to murder brown children for the epstein regime.

That's exactly why i prefer snubnosed

it pisses me off that everyone proved women like miss forcefem and sam candles completely right

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

I did some napkin math on the kilowatts it takes to run a human when you convert over from calories and 2000 calories a day is 2.326 kWh, or roughly a Jackery HomePower 3000 a day, and when you look at the stored energy in a typical person, i.e. stored as fat, I at least was kind of horrified and wondered why people aren't near constantly on fire, and then remembered that we're technically combustion engine, so we kind of are, begrudgingly, just not in a way that harms us.

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

This loser is still using a muzzle loading penis, while the rest if us have moved on to autoloading penis

So much guro has no real eroticism. No love for the body. Much of it just hates women as objects. If there’s any thought put into it at all it’s into being as knock down drag out gross as possible. There’s no joy in it. This sucks.

This is so true!

Each of these is a named transformation in Werewolf the Apocalypse

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn