Leona

Think about it: the entire game, GLaDOS runs her mouth taunting Chell as Chell calmly and slowly approaches, avoiding all of GLaDOS’s attempts to stop her, until they finally meet in person and Chell puts GLaDOS in her place.

Then in the sequel GLaDOS is back to bratting again but the moment GLaDOS is in real trouble, Chell immediately shifts into caretake domme mode to protect the sad potato that is her girlfriend (and honestly, in my experience, sad potato is a perfect description for someone going through sub drop).

Then once GLaDOS is doing better and the source of her discomfort (the obnoxious man who tried to insert himself into their dynamic before Chell dealt with him) is gone, they immediately resume their normal dynamic.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

guy who really wants you to know he cares about incest: Well. This isnt REAL incest. This is fauxcest at best. When I was 14 I went into the woods with my cousin and only I came out. We both had feelings for each other but we didnt know what it meant, we were both young, we thought maybe if we experimented we would figure it out. I was a virgin. He was too. We walked deep, deep into the forest, until.all we could see were trees. Thick dense foliage provided a backdrop for our adolescent experimentation. We found a clearing with some rocks and decided that would be the perfect location, however something was wrong. He didn't realize at the time. He'll never get a chance to. Something else was with us that day. Someone, but I don't think it was a person. It was something else. I went in there when I was 14 but I didn't come out of the woods until I was 20. They thought I was dead. I might have been. I loved him more than I loved anyone else. His face is still burned into my retinas. When I close my eyes, I see him. I see it standing behind him. I can't get those pictures out of my mind.

oh to be a pirate being rescued by mermaids

oh to be a pirate being rescued by mermaids