come on snake let's rattle

its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am  a bit strange 

i wouldnt fix him id put him in a small cardboard box and shake it very very hard

I want short hair i want long hair i want pink hair i want a buzz cut i want a 2007 emo fringe i want purple hair i want the longest hair possible i want

Joe Biden slips up during a speech and accidentally says "everypony" to the entire nation

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my gf just took her car in to a mechanic and theres fucking $3000 worth of shit wrong with it AND she'll need to find another way to work for the next two days so could we get some cash to help with this venmo @jasper-belknap paypal.me/jazzper

Lyft and uber are really unreliable in this area lately and my gf's being left with the option of sleeping at her workplace or getting a (expensive) cab. our roommate was going to drive her home but decided she didnt want to wake up at 7. I've gotten a bit of money that I sent for her to get a cab but she'll have to do this again tomorrow most likely

your boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year looks gnc af

you’re in a cargo ship stuck lengthwise in the suez canal with a beautiful boy and, he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you

icons that make you say this cisgirl has terrible opinions

calling all besties....KILL!!!!

yo whats up im a trans lesbian who’s broke and disabled and panicking about making rent this month while still being able to eat, if anybody can help out let me know, i will love you forever, my venmo is @notsoluckylydia and i love and appreciate everybody who can send even a dollar. I can absolutely do stuff in exchange, just hit me up and we can work something out

If Skadi wasnt a quick support caster everyone would have forgotten her as soon as next chapter came out