werewolves are real and none of them are straight

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

They missed. 😔

i absolutely love this but also i just spent a lot of money on ikea shelves and carefully got extra/spare shelves such that i can have all the shelves be too short for this. but actually this is really clever and i might switch to taller shelves done like this.

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

People were smaller back then

Stop drinking Wine with the Swine and come drink Cider with a Spider ☝

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome