I sure am here

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

they hire me as the gray disembodied hands that be groping gay men in comics on pixiv and it don’t pay well but it’s honest work

I am, if nothing else, a slut for The Implications

You want to create a series primed for optimal transformative work? Leave the most burning questions unanswered but drop just one or two really disconcerting stray bits of dialogue. Make the setting campy with just a few Troubling Coincidences no one fully addresses. Let the audience catch a few worms but keep a forest of barren hooks looming ominously in the distance. Give the fans a sandbox and fill it with landmines.

u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is

why are you green now??? you're my PURPLE mutual

I am a loser and i lose all the time quick call me call me a loser

Yeah.. we all know. Loser

“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm

This is the core of why I love angst. It’s character algebra. If you want the character to do X, what needs to happen to make it so?