might last a day, mine is forever

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

obviously this is AI generated slop but I keep laughing at ophelia labeled “hamlet’s brother”

very interested in the 523 likes in the corner supporting this groundbreaking interpretation of ophelia

HAMLET My brother? KING BLYSSFFSTTT No, the other Ophelia

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

thinking abt this post and just, Lisa @ Dean being like, “you’re not ben’s dad but you sure do remind me of him. He even had a leather jacket just like this!” And it’s John. She’s talking about John. But she never got his real name and he wasn’t driving the impala anymore at that point so there’s very little other identifying information. Until one day Dean pulls his stack of photos out when he’s feeling down and Lisa hooks her chin over his shoulder to see what he’s looking at and goes “oh my god that’s him!” pointing at a photo of John with Mary. And Dean is like “huh???” And Lisa is beaming that big beautiful smile of hers totally clueless to the rug she is pulling out from under Dean like, “that’s the guy! Ben’s dad! How do you know him?” And Dean’s just like, what the fuck. Blue-screen. Stomach rolling. Oh god no.