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they say a sword chooses its wielder but they say that about a lot of things. I think sometimes you just wanted the sword

Lmao.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

update: still emo trash

i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

holy shit this was made the year i was born

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!