Rufous-Bellied Thrush and Song of Arecaceae

they say a sword chooses its wielder but they say that about a lot of things. I think sometimes you just wanted the sword

why did i think my sword would work on a stone golem

everyone wants the mystique of being a swordmaster but spending half your week moaning girlishly whenever you have to move because you're sore from training apparently never enters their calculus

twenty-five pull ups, five flipping squats, ten warrior kicks, one minute relaxed nodding, five reps of that and then finish it off getting chased by frankensteins until failure

nine warrior uncles have been spotted running at great speed towards landmarks and places of power

I'm going to start a restaurant where if you buy the red dragon meal you get a small prize reward with your meal

you get the dragon sword

and, of course, Mathematics Nobel laureates will receive the Riemann Blade, right?

you get the dragon sword

The shadow tower is a dark place where you cannot see anything and creatures constantly attempt to kill you

The shadow tower is a place where there are pits of lava, skeletons and man-eating treasure chests.

they just came up with this sword it's going to change the world it's called the dragon sword

this is a beautiful drawing, warrior badly. I feel thankful that my words of sincere warning have touched your creative mind in this manner