tagged on main by @johntonkin so i’m using it to stretch my luztoye legs and post my first snippet for @luztoyeweek 2k26. event of all time obvs
"Your sister doesn't like me, so she's trying to take us both out by sending deathtraps as birthday gifts."
"She gave me a percolator for Christmas that worked fine." Joe pointed out, "I think it's user error."
"Then you can make breakfast for yourself," George said, and he backed away from the counter. "And show me how I'm meant to do it."
"Alright," Joe said, and he pushed himself to stand up straight.
"Christ, obviously not." George said, and he shoved Joe's shoulder, just enough to rock him back on his heel. "Sit down and look pretty. I'll make you a coffee before I try this damn thing again."
"I can make it," Joe insisted, but he smiled.
"You're not winning this. You should know that by now."
"You made breakfast yesterday.”
"So? Today's your birthday."
"Before I shacked up with you, I didn't even bother to try taking the day off." Joe shrugged, "It's just a day.”
"Well it's a good thing I'm here to knock some sense into you, right? Go sit on the couch, turn the radio on."
"And leave you to burn yourself on a waffle press?"
George rolled his eyes, then pecked Joe on the cheek just because he happened to be close enough, "If you want to be useful, get the mail and read all the nice letters from your family."
no pressure tagging @rieweyrs, @gerhardtz, @freakvampire, @bell-swamp-fitzjames