This isn't the kinky shit we wanted

And then it's really funny to think of like Eridian scientists getting mad and embarrassed as hellll that it was ROCKY of all people to make first contact.

Ryland: yeah, it kinda reminded me of my ex, Linda-

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

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Let's

Get down to

Business

The Amazing Devil were ✨incredible✨ last night. I still cant really fathom that I saw them live. Unreal. And we got a new song too, so the new album hype is real!

I got heatstroke and had a huge panic attack during the set and had to cling to my boyfriend for dear life with a fan blasting directly in my face but I managed to stay for the whole set and cried my eyes out for all my favourite songs!

And thank you to everyone in the queue who made incredible things and handed them out to everyone - I’ll treasure them forever.❤️

Love you all!

historians say they were friendly neighbors 👀

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'