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hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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Keeping this quote to my grave

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Octavia E. Butler's must-read masterpiece Parable of the Sower (1993) begins its first chapter on July 20, 2024.

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exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

armydreamerr

this is my favourite post ever

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THE SCOOBY GANG (2016—2025) "To nothing ever keeping us apart. Including overbearing significant others. School. Mortgages. And kids. We'll meet at Robin's weird uncle's house and we'll drink and we'll reminisce and make Jonathan's anti-capitalist cannibal movie. Starting next month."

#stranger things #stranger things spoilers

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

itwashotwestayedinthewater

girl youre not gonna believe this

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following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

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brxdyking

#pro wrestling #I love it so much

homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

owlskitten

When I was a kid and would go hiking with my dad and sibling on vacation, every time we would pass another group, my dad would do the smile and nod and “hey”. And then after we’d turned a corner, he would say more quietly, “I must make friendly social noises so they do not eat my young” and my sib and I would crack up laughing.

Gotta remember that we’re mammals under it all.

#I’m in ND groups on facebook and I’ve explained this to autistic folks several times #easiest explanation I’ve come up with is like when pack animals like dogs meet each other #they sniff butts and wag tails and bark to check each others vibe #small talk is just sniffing butts for humans #it’s not supposed to be deep #it’s just supposed to be vibes

dannyrandy

This specific exchange of Instagram reels between my sister and I has me losing my shit because I’m just out here like oh no oh fuck i think our ancestors are talking to us from the afterlife, they’re just still judgmental alcoholics

dannyrandy

me, reaching out to my ancestors in times of struggle: please ancestors I need your guidance

my nana, from the afterlife: first of all, have you ever heard of a diet second of all where the fuck is my wine

This specific exchange of Instagram reels between my sister and I has me losing my shit because I’m just out here like oh no oh fuck i think our ancestors are talking to us from the afterlife, they’re just still judgmental alcoholics

45percenterthen

hate when u agree with the sentiment of a post but not the condescending tone . Why dont we do a cool prank that's called being kind for no reason and speaking respectfully Even on the internet

#I have been soooooo guilty of this so many times but I thought of something recently and the phrase won’t leave my head #you can’t expect anyone to cross a bridge you’ve just burned #any change - any meaningful change - will not be achieved by bullying and belittling people #yeah maybe this post is about having a strong fandom opinion or something #but where do we hone our skills of compassion and connection if not in the spaces we spend most of our time

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dannyrandy

lmao no Facebook I do not know the lead singer of lamb of god

dannyrandy

no Facebook I do not know the bassist of All Time Low

#this is becoming a series

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i’ve been saying “do it scared” but now i gotta actually do it

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