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trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.

These days I feel really lucky to be alive because we have legend of zelda and stuff like that. We have britney spears piece of me. We have markiplier, despite it all.

I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

You should be allowed to buy a hot, rotisserie chicken from the grocery store with EBT. You should be allowed to buy toothpaste and toilet paper. You should be allowed to buy otc medications. EBT should be expanded to include all basic necessities and be increased to match.