What Comes To Mind

Whenever i feel like an organ is gonna explode I just punch it and it stops hurting

I think i would sleep better in a cage. I just feel like that would be the case

Going OUT to look for a job make me feel so vulnerable. Yeah hey ma'am im a broke ass animal with my pussy out begging you to hire me please allow me to suffer inside your business

"Posture check" Its bad. Moving on.

There will be a day where I wont have to lift my balls to sit down

So im supposed to be doing something... every day? Do I really?

I nearly played LoZ: Twilight Princess on the Wii for my first time but I never did. Thankfully good gracious Gosh stopped that from happening

Ah the haze of something avoidable has reached me. Whatever I hated breathing fresh air anyways

Ok so imagine the most heteronormative hot woman. Now imagine the most heteronormative hot man. It just doesnt make sense that they would be paired together. Theyre both so different. I dont get it.

"Oh im too mature for this" "Its childish to enjoy that" Grow up. Trapping yourself under those fake standards is whats really immature

Theres always something new that pissed me off when it comes to "table manners and etiquette" On the right side there is ONE fork; the SEAFOOD fork. And on the left side that has THREE forks, one of them is the FISH fork. What the hell are we doing here

The thought of playing a Bethesda game again makes me sick

IVE HAD AN HOURGLASS FIGURE AND A BOY GUT FOR OVER 10 YEARS. THE COMBO IS SICKENING AND I WANT OUT