I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

came close to blocking someone for enjoying a gotye song today. call it high artistic standards or call it autism spectrum disorder whatever it is, it makes me hard to be around

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth