Can I get uhhhhhhh

the real reason the other witchers were so shitty this season is that geralt just CHUGGED all of the respecting women juice in the nearby vicinity to prepare to raise ciri properly and left none for anyone else

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

I've been he/it

I Now Pronouns You Dead

i was genuinely out here thinking that squid game was a game you download onto your phone or something and that it had squids in it. i thought people just really liked playing it, like it was the new amogus or something. whenever someone would talk about "watching squid game" i thought they just meant watching people play it on youtube. help

ayo what the FUCK 

why wouldn’t they??

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

THE FUCKING MOPED???

THE FUCKING MOPED

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

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