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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
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Pointing out that the Rapture as a concept is a little less than two hundred years old - it's originally from the 1833 - that really buries the lede on how recent it is. Bc the modern evangelical take on the Rapture is from a book published in 1970. That predicted the Rapture would happen no later than 1988.
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Pintando con lego
Stop Motion AND Lego Art?!? The man is too powerful!!!
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
Just learned that the NYPD apparently edited their own fucking Wikipedia page to make themselves look better 😀
ACAB 🐷🖕🥰
Bruh moment
If you look at the edit history, this is an ongoing fight, and the NYPD is anonymous 90% of the time:
For people new to the Wikipedia edit scene (like me), the red numbers are how many characters were removed, and the green are how many added.
The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.
When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”
His nickname was Red Beard.
KING SHIT FR
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Still remember when a homo- and transphobic acquaintance tried to bring up JKR’s views on trans people in conversation and I shut it down with «oh yeah she’s been saying a lot of dumb shit on Twitter after she finished writing Harry Potter, like when she claimed Dumbledore was gay, just to be politically correct», which made it absolutely impossible for him to admit that he agreed with anything JKR had ever said. Sometimes you just have to weaponise people’s homophobia against their transphobia.
Other ways to stop family members/acquaintances from going on bigoted rants:
«Isn’t this all a bit silly? I mean, I’m more concerned about the economy/the war in Ukraine/covid/my job» - weaponised whataboutism
«Do you work with a lot of trans people? Because it seems like this is a problem you frequently encounter in everyday life from the way you talk about it» and when they say they don’t, follow up with «well then I don’t see what you’re making such a fuss about»
«Idk, I haven’t been much on social media lately, I think Twitter is a waste of time» - make them feel like they’re the ones who are terminally online
«Idk, I’m not that concernced with other people’s genitals and sex lives» - creep shaming
The point is that I’ve used all of these in various contexts and they’ve saved a good number of dinner table conversations from derailing into pointless debating. You don’t de-radicalise friends and family members by entering into political discussions they initiate just to stir up shit. You de-radicalise them by shifting the focus away from their shitty opinions and onto the things you have in common and the practical everyday stuff that exists outside their internet echo chambers.
I saw redwoods for the first time today
I swore a lot
Someone tagged this “welcome to the PNW” but I have lived in Portland since 2019 and this is new to me still!
And for scale:
The tallest tree in Europe is 73m tall. The tallest redwood is 116m.
These trees are thousands of years old. Some of the trees I drove past today were growing when the Second Temple still stood.
Like… of course I geeked out.
And if you didn’t know, there’s a bracha for seeing a natural wonder!
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה אֲדֹנָי אֱלֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם עֹשֶׂה מַעֲשֶׂה בְרֵאשִׁית
Baruch atah Adonai eloheinu melekh ha'olam, oseh ma'aseh v'reshit.
Blessed are you, Adonai our G-d, Ruler of the Universe, who forms the works of creation.
For anyone who’s asked me about where I grew up, this could have been filmed in my backyard. It blows my mind that this blows someone’s mind. I love it
absolutely brilliant
#holy shit #I’m SO. FUCKING. GLAD I unmuted #this is sheer poetry #this is High Literature #it’s beautiful #LISTEN!!!!!
Just-catholic-things
paula-of-christ you are so close to getting it
so true taika, so true
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God Bless Our Troops*
*little old women who are nice to cashiers at fabric stores
You respect cashier? You respect them like the human being?
Oh! Savings for Grandmother! Savings for One Thousand Years!
So The Walking Dead is doing NFTs now (yeah idk LOL) and watching their extremely confused average Facebook page liker try to understand wtf that even is with cryptobros trying to explain THE BLOCKCHAIN, MAN to people’s grandmas has been my entertainment for the last half hour
No, these old folks understand NFTs better than most people that buy them.
The best hashtag evah
The firmer you grasp the fish, the more complete your understanding of sea life will become. Underwater labcoat completely necessary for this step, unlike breathing apparatuses like a snorkel or a regulator. Real marine biologists grow gills upon getting their diploma.
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain
WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
I'm working on it
wheres winnie the pooh
i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat
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the love square assembling an ikea dresser:
ladynoir: finished in 15 minutes and 20 seconds. immaculate.
ladrien: takes around 5 hours because they’ve entered a compulsive feedback loop of blushing deeply and apologizing every time their hands meet.
adrienette: looking good at around 3 hours, (despite communication issues) but they can’t finish because marinette accidentally ate 6 of the pieces.
marichat: we regret to inform you that the dresser is in the seine.
