Bangin'

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God

gandalf got jukes

mossy logs should be a thing

im a Minecraft blog. thanks though

would it be more or less horrifying if aragog was a giant killer butterfly

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

“Momther…why….”

I have been…and always shall be…your friend.

sometimes you need to eat a bowl of white rice like a feral animal and that’s. idk. feminism

they beat homophobes with that